When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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