- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

identical jokes get different votes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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