Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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YOLO

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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