What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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i just pooped that is all!

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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