"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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