- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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