Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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