- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You suck big fat slobber

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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