What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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you first

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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