A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Jews

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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YOLO

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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