What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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