Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Continents are large islands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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