thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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The MLS

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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