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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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