- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Me Neither.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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