Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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