- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

knock knock who's there? hope

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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