- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

DEATH.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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