roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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girls basketball

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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