Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

The jets are a good team..

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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