- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Your face

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Derp

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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