Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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