What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

obama

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

My parents died!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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