What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Rebecca Black.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

If i open this door you can go trough it

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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