Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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NAACP

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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