So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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brittney griner

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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