A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Guess what? AIDS!

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Get off my porch.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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