- Anti Joke

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

The lion swallowed his pride.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

YOLO

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.