What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Anti Joke

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