Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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Justin Bieber

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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