Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Buzi vagy!

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Womens rights !

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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