- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Potassium? K.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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