what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

A black man has a job.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Whats worse than a joke? This

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Where's my tractor?

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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