- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Yo Mama just died.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Knock, Knock No one was home.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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