Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Bob Saget

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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