Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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God. God.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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