What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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