How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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