- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Sarah Palin

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

black people

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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