What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Mitt Romney

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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