yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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69

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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