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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Women's rights.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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