Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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