Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

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