- Anti Joke

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...