What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What do you call a black man? A person

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

Im taking a shit right now.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...