the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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