Donald Trump

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

George Bush.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Stop Spam Read Books

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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