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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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