What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

"knock knock" "Come in"

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Donald Trump

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

George Bush.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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