Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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squash squash who squash my ass

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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