- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

lewis ya baggy fuck

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

squash squash who squash my ass

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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