Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Carrot fingers

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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