- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

a man is running away

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Women's rights.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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