A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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