Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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