There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Derp

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Your face

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what?

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He--Hey guys

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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willie revilame

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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