Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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