What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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eden stop

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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