Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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