- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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