- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Women's Rights

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Youre mom is so dead...

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

i love to lick...

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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