Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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