anal seepage

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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girls basketball

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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