- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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