Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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I just drank a cola.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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