What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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2 Penises

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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An Artic Storm.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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this site is an antijoke

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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