- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

a man is running away

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??