What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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God

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Wright flyer

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Homonyms should be band.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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