Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Buzi vagy!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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