Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Bob Saget

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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how did the man die he didnt

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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