Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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