What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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