- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

im at school

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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