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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Rebecca Black.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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